M&Ms (Mars & Maybes)

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M&Ms (Mars & Maybes)

In theory news, a Florida biochemist claimed humans are from Mars after discovering a huge concentration of Maybe in a rock.

Dr. Steven Benner was on a “conference” boondoggle in Italy when he announced that Maybe life on Earth originated on Mars. The audience of geophysicists were visibly thrilled at the discovery of so much Maybe, a key component of scientific theories.

Earlier speculation that life on this planet was seeded by microbial life from the Red Planet has met with skepticism, largely related to the fact that there is no life on Mars today. The announcement of such a large new cache of Maybe will allow scientists to make statements about the distant past and other planets without ever going there.

“We’ve had this rock for a while,” explained a spokesman for The Westheimer Institute for Science and Technology (TWIST). “Close study of this rock revealed that its chemical makeup (carbon, oxygen…

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